Orchestra Participation Pillows

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Triangle

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Theorbo

I love my Timpani

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Violinist.

Occupational Hazards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Team Flute

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Violin family at Christmas