Orchestra Performers Pillows

"The estranged string trio."

A Symphony of Penguins

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Concert Pianist.

No Elgar!

Triangle

Orchestra.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

I love my Timpani

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Double Bass

Taking a peek at the audience

Bassoons.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Antonio Vivaldi

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Violinist.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Malcolm Sargent

Music Lessons

Occupational Hazards.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Quartet of chefs.

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Team Flute

Violin family at Christmas