Choir Participant Pillows

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn

Dolcissimo: sung as sweetly as possible.

Tenors

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Dog Choir

Mexican angels.

Angel playing music

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

A family choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A singer being criticised

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"