Choir Singing Pillows

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'It helps with reception.'

Te Deum from Tosca

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Angel playing music

Tenors

The Dog Choir

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

A singer being criticised

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Heaven

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'