Choir Singing Pillows

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

John Rutter

'It helps with reception.'

Te Deum from Tosca

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Tenors

The Dog Choir

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

Four Chanting Monks

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Heaven

A singer being criticised

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A family choir

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"