Choir Crooners Pillows

Rail Regions Glee Club bursts into life

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

A family choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Church Hymn

Choirboy

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'