Choir Crooners Pillows

Rail Regions Glee Club bursts into life

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Four Chanting Monks

A family choir

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'It helps with reception.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Heavenly voices.

Church Hymn

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."