Choir Teacher Pillows

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Angel playing music

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Heaven

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'It helps with reception.'

Four Chanting Monks

A singer being criticised

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A family choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."