Choir Director's Chuckle Mugs

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

A Symphony of Penguins

Hildegard von Bingen

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Angel playing music

Mexican angels.

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'It helps with reception.'

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

A family choir

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

BLEAK PROSPECTS: DOWNSIZING FOR THE NINETIES

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

Pogo Cellist

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Choirboy

"I hate his 'holier than thou' attitude."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."