Choir Member With A Twist Mugs

The Christmas Choir of St. Nomophobia

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

Mexican angels.

The Dog Choir

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Heaven

A family choir

A singer being criticised

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Lion Choir.

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"