Choral Conductor's Delight Mugs

"Excellent. Now just the altos."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Great set of pipes!"

A Capella: singing without musical accompaniment.

Spatula Conductor

Claudius Monteverdi.

Church Hymn

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

Conducting the crows.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Josquin Des Press

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

Choir Games

Male Voice Choir: Tenor, Baritone and Bass

Vocal Masterclass

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina

'The problem with Jr. High Choral is that between the auditions and the concert, 20% of the voices can change.'

"I can't believe it's not Rutter!"

Lots of Santas singing

Imagine the Traffic

Pastoral: Sung in a simple and idyllic style.

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

Te Deum from Tosca

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'