Morning Mystic Gifts

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

The coffee's not working.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

God's Phone

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

David Attenborough's Morning

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Snake with headphones.

"Free why-fi.”

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup