Morning Meditator Gifts

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt

David Attenborough's Morning

Dawn on another day in the pandemic.

"Every morning the same thing: I drink my coffee and people laugh at me."

"Well, what's it gonna be today? Do I curse the darkness or light a candle."

Be Healthy

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Yoga classes door.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stressed over time management

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Great coffee, Carole."

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"You've been served."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."