Midnight Meditator Gifts

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Be Healthy

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

Yoga classes door.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

David Attenborough's Morning

Free-Floating Anxiety

It's A Breeze

"Hoarder."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

Man constantly stressing

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'