Moonlit Meditator Gifts

"Stop howling, Larry — Tuesday is yoga night."

A cat balancing stones and the moon

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Be Healthy

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Why am I running?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Occupational Hazards.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

David Attenborough's Morning

"You've been served."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."