Mountaintop Meditator Gifts

Looking for a meaningful gift for a mountaintop meditator? Explore our charming range of products that celebrate serenity, adventure, and mindfulness at the summit. Perfect for those who find peace atop towering peaks, our items combine humor and heartfelt appreciation. Whether it’s their favorite mountain retreat or their love of meditative silence in nature, find something that resonates with their spirit of calm and adventure. Delight the mountain lover in your life with a gift that speaks to their harmonious balance of adventure and inner peace.

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'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!' mockup

'I distinctly told them - NO STARCH!'

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'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

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'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.' mockup

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

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'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.'

'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.' mockup

'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.'

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'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.' mockup

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

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'Please...thank you!'

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'We've been up here thirty years - Of COURSE you have deja vu feelings!'

'We've been up here thirty years - Of COURSE you have deja vu feelings!' mockup

'We've been up here thirty years - Of COURSE you have deja vu feelings!'

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'Actually I only do this on weekends.' mockup

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

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"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!" mockup

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

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'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.' mockup

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

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'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.' mockup

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?' mockup

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!" mockup

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

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"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about." mockup

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

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'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.' mockup

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

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"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?" mockup

"Sometime, maybe we could run down to Lhasa for some SPICED gruel, huh?"

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"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in." mockup

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

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"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures." mockup

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

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"The meaning of life is cats."

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'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.' mockup

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

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Wisdom for dummies

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'I hired a decorator.'

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"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..." mockup

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

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'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?' mockup

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

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"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!" mockup

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

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"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping." mockup

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

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"I accept the cookies I cannot change." mockup

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.' mockup

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

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'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.' mockup

'I consider the Buddha to be a living document.'

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'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.' mockup

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

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'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!'

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!' mockup

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- Barack Obama offered me a job writing platitudes!'

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Mountaintop Meditator Gifts Collection

Mountaintop Meditator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the mountaintop meditator—perfect for sunrise coffee moments amid nature's tranquility.

Mountaintop Meditator Pillows

Decorate with comfort and calm—our pillows featuring mountaintop meditating themes add a serene touch to any space.

Mountaintop Meditator Prints

Inspire tranquility with our beautiful prints, perfect for celebrating the peaceful spirit of mountain meditation in your home or office.

Mountaintop Meditator T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for mountain lovers and meditators alike—designed to inspire peace and adventure, whether on the trail or at home.