Outdoor Meditator Gifts

'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Life's a Bench.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"The meaning of life is cats."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Man says 'I worry that I'm having a midlife crisis' as psychiatrist reads motorbike magazine, makes 'broom broom' noises.

Wisdom for dummies

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'I hired a decorator.'