Meditative Mountain Walker Gifts

'Well, you'll just have to CONTROL your urge to yodel!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"It is my place!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

We need a longer selfie stick.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Avoid sitting."

"No, I don't have any weed."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Greg, where do you think you're going?!"

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"Avoid hungry bears."

"A Freudian guru! What the hell is a Freudian guru?"

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

"The meaning of life is cats."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

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