Morning Mystic T-Shirts

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Wikipedia...

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

The coffee's not working.

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

David Attenborough's Morning

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Free why-fi.”

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Snake with headphones.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"