Morning Magic T-Shirts

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Quick, the coffee!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Great coffee, Carole."

The coffee's not working.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Cockerel sings the blues...

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

How to Rise with the Sun

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'How long has what been going on?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

Parkour Breakfast