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"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

Dr. Raymond Hoffler Proctologist

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

The coffee's not working.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Alarmistclock

Jerry Lordan

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Rooster

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.