Morning Magic Prints

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Quick, the coffee!'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

The coffee's not working.

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

How to Rise with the Sun

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Parkour Breakfast

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Eye Opener

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'