Morning Ritual Enthusiasts Prints

Dowsing for Coffee

"Aw, not in my morning latte, man."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Vanity artist

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Take me to your barista."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'How long has what been going on?'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

'Wednesday wave.'

Bad Hair Day