Morning Contemplator T-Shirts

"Looks like it's going to be one of those days."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

David Attenborough's Morning

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Take me to your barista."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Questioning

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Boyfriend Shirt.

Eye Opener