Mortality Contemplator T-Shirts

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

Chiller Theatre

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Shall we put it in play?"

NOT COVID-RELATED tombstone

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

'Hello, my name is Death'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'Oh, sure-- we're immortal SO FAR.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"You took your time!"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

The Last Meeting.

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

If fifty is the new seventy, when is the new dead?