Morning Routine Magician Gifts

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

So Far So Good

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Household water use'

Sleepwalking to work.