Morning Routine Magician Mugs

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Tired Barbie

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

1,572 Performances.

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

Business man sees himself as a shark

So Far So Good

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Household water use'