Breakfast Magician Mugs

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

WHACK!

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Power breakfast.

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

"Fridge-to-table"

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

Oh you smoothie

Bake-a-thon.

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."