Bedtime Routine Magician Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone enchanted by magical bedtime routines? Explore our collection of creative, whimsical products designed to make every night feel like a charming spell. Perfect for sparking imagination and adding a touch of magic to bedtime, our items are ideal for those who love a fairy-tale finish to their day. Cultivate cozy, playful moments and bring a sense of wonder to nightly rituals.

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'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.' mockup

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

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"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything." mockup

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

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"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law." mockup

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

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"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil." mockup

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

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"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?" mockup

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

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'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.' mockup

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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'And you're telling me this, why?' mockup

'And you're telling me this, why?'

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly." mockup

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

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'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.' mockup

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

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The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid. mockup

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

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'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.' mockup

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

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',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep' mockup

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

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'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.' mockup

'I'm glad you're reading my night night story. Dad being a tax attorney only reads chapter 11.'

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"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing." mockup

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

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"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!" mockup

"No, four glasses of water was enough. . . now I have to go to the bathroom!"

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"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story." mockup

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

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"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial." mockup

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

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Bedtime story.

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"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?" mockup

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

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"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?" mockup

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

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"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed." mockup

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

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A.S.A.P.'s Fables

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"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop." mockup

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

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'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

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"Sweet dreams my little tax break." mockup

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

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"The prince, …. what's his back story?" mockup

"The prince, …. what's his back story?"

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"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime." mockup

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

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"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..." mockup

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

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"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net." mockup

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

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"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed." mockup

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

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"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker." mockup

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

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'She let the bedbugs bite.'

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"Read it again, Daddy!"

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Bedtime Routine Magician Gifts Collection

Bedtime Routine Magician Mugs

Explore more enchanting mugs that capture the magic and whimsy of bedtime routines—perfect for night owl gift seekers or magical dreamers.

Bedtime Routine Magician Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add a whimsical touch to any bedroom, turning bedtime into a playful, magical experience.

Bedtime Routine Magician Prints

Browse our charming prints to decorate the bedtime space of your magical routine enthusiast—beautiful art for inspiring sweet dreams.

Bedtime Routine Magician T-Shirts

Discover creative t-shirts that bring bedtime magic into everyday wear—ideal for those who love to dream, believe, and enchant.