Morning Shows Gifts

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

The coffee's not working.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Mums coffee morning

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

How to Rise with the Sun

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

Breakfast of Champions

Parkour Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Good morning!'

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Chris Evans