Morning Show Enthusiast Gifts

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

Good Morning Britain

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

TV and cleaner

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

the Morning Joe team.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Good coffee."

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"Dang it."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

'Aha! You are addicted to American Idol. You have the voting numbers on speed dial.'

"Morning Gorgeous!"