Morning Radio Enthusiast Gifts

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

1,572 Performances.

Boombox

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Good Morning Britain

"I'm more of a day owl."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

the Morning Joe team.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Randi Rhodes

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Good coffee."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Dang it."

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"