Morning Radio Enthusiast Mugs

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boombox

1,572 Performances.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'I'm Bored'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Randi Rhodes

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Good coffee."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Dang it."

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"