Morning Talk Show Enthusiast Mugs

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

1,572 Performances.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, I notice that you've been quoting Dr. Phil a lot lately. That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprises.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Night Life: L.A.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

Jerry Springer

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"I've seen your latest project and I must say, it really stinks. I mean, it is utterly putrid. It totally reeks."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.