Talk Show Aficionado Mugs

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'My credentials? Well, I once sat through a taping of the Dr. Phil show.'

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

Chat Show I suppose you've got something to plug.

'I just had to stop watching Oprah - She was trying to dominate my life.'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Joy Behar?'

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"Yound dogs in deep trouble! Next on 'Bonzo'... - "These days EVERYBODY has a talk show!"

It's the same old story...boy meets girl, boy loses girl, girl rips boy to pieces on a nationally syndicated talk show!

The talk show mergers.

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

'Bailiff, there's a fight in the jury room. Someone turned off Dr. Phil.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"First time, long time."

"I understand you spent the summer on someone's ass. Can you tell us what that was like?"

"You won't find Miss Miriam Hirschman an easy nut to crack, Mr. Leno."

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

Night Life: L.A.

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"It says here that we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?"

Sally Jessy Raphael

"How's life changed since you went viral?"

Rush Limbaugh

Larry King

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"I feel that if I wait here long enough Oprah will give me something."