Radio Talk Show Aficionado Mugs

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

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'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Night Life: L.A.

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

Jerry Springer

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

The Great Larrynx

"Your case has been turned down by Oprah, but we're appealing to Sally Jessy Raphael."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

Sally Jessy Raphael

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'