Morning Talk Show Enthusiast Pillows

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

1,572 Performances.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Night Life: L.A.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Household water use'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"Well I think the Real question is..."

Jerry Springer

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"