Morning Show Enthusiast Pillows

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

'This morning we start a special feature in which we surprise an average American at home as they prepare for a new day.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

TV and cleaner

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Household water use'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"Good coffee."

"Dang it."

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'If you smiled in the mornings, you'd come up in the ratings, too.'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

'Good Morning!'

"People, we're writing a reality show. Use some imagination!"

"Morning Gorgeous!"