Tv Morning Show Fan Gifts

Mister Rotavator

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Astral Projection

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Clive Anderson

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

Good Morning Britain

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

It sounds like you've been watching Dr. Phil again, Al � bad idea. Dr. Phil provides a service, Dr. Kapuchnik: he makes you seem like less of a pompous, overbearing know-it-all.

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Retired Talk Show Host.

Highlights from the Million Moderate March