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Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Big Newspaper Delivery

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Dr. Phil takes it home.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

"Emotional breakdown! Call Oprah!"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

Retired Talk Show Host.

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.