Morning Gifts

'I told you not to yawn near the toaster.'

'I'm not a morning person. I can't rise until I've had my coffee.'

Mrs. Coffee

'That's how the people at the early service look.'

Let me guess, it's time for breakfast.

"Wake up! It's Valentine's Day!"

Drunken rooster has a hangover while sun rises.

It's 9:00am but if feels like 8:00am - 'It's 7:00pm but it feels like 6:00pm' - 'It's 9:00am but it feels like I'm trapped in a soul destroying job.' -

Don't be Alarmed Clock

Heaven's Way

'The early bird may get the worm but being early sure doesn't work out so well for us.'

'Just ignore him. He can be really frosty first thing in the morning.'

'I want a big breakfast.. there are a lot of contended female cats in the neighborhood this morning.'

"Good morning, world!"

"What a beautiful day! How am I going to procrastinate today?"

Hospital - Dawn

"Knowing I have to get up in the morning is what keeps me up at night."

"It's not about the worms; it's never been about the worms. It's always been about getting up early."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Getting through the week.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

Waking Up With Rooster.