Early Morning Gifts

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

1,572 Performances.

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

Sunrise and Sunset

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Rooster

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'