Early Morning Riser Gifts

If coffee cups told the truth...we are happy to serve you. Tomorrow maybe?

'I hate to come in to work early, but it's the only way I can check on which employees are coming in late.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I'm no longer an early riser."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

1,572 Performances.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Early Night Club

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."