Early Bird Riser Gifts

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

Have you got your make up on yet?

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'