Early Riser Enthusiasts Gifts

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 4am, minion. I'm hoping it's good news, boss. I notice you haven't supported the caf

'Oh, Ran-dee! Wakey-wakeys! You're doing a triple bypass on Mrs. Pacala at 8:30. Re-mem-ber? Out of bed, Mr. Lazy Bones!'

"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

French Early Bird

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Early Night Club

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."