Early Riser Skeptics Gifts

'Your dad is just not a spring-person...'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

French Early Bird

Have you got your make up on yet?

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"He's never up before eleven."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"It's time to wake up!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Rooster

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Early Night Club

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"What's the occasion?"

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."