'' I'm more surprised so many were out of bed...''
Early Riser Skeptic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the reluctant morning person? Our collection celebrates the early riser skeptic with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These products will make anyone who struggles to start the day smile and feel understood. Whether they're snoozing through alarms or questioning the dawn, find something that matches their sleepy skepticism and adds a dash of humor to their mornings.
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'
"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"
'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'
Have you got your make up on yet?
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.
French Early Bird
'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'
1,572 Performances.
"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"
Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm
'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'
'That morning, nature got to work early...'
Waking Up With Rooster.
"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."
'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'
"It's time to wake up!"
Sleepwalking to work.
'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'
"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."
"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."
Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'
Rooster
"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."
Early Night Club
'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'
Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning
"What's the occasion?"
"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."
"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."
Early Riser Skeptic Gifts Collection
Early Riser Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the early riser skeptic—perfect for mornings that start with a smile or a skeptical yawn.
Early Riser Skeptic Pillows
Find cozy pillows that capture the essence of the early riser skeptic—perfect for snuggling on lazy mornings or decorating a sleep-friendly space.
Early Riser Skeptic Prints
Add a humorous touch to your decor with prints that celebrate the early riser skeptic—great for kitchens, offices, or bedrooms that wake up a smile.
Early Riser Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the early riser skeptic—ideal for those who need humor to face the dawn or just a comfy way to share their morning mood.