Early Riser Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, I'm still getting up early, but these days it's to check on the spot markets for oil and natural gas."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Can you roll it back for nine more minutes?"

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

"I like this place. You can get the Early Bird Special all day."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too.

French Early Bird

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

1,572 Performances.

Cockerel sings the blues...

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Sleepwalking to work.

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'