Early Start Enthusiast Gifts

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First Word

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'That's my boy...'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Right little madam.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

(Preschool for Dummies)

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Driverless Car

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.