Early Years Enthusiast Gifts

"You're crazy! I'm sitty on my butt till they make me stand up."

A midwife holding a baby

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

A Preschool of Fish

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"They look so young and helpless."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

First Word

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Abacus.

The History Teacher

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Who's a cutey?

Ethics ethics.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'