Early Learning Enthusiast Gifts

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"He knows how to read and write. We want him to learn how to speak."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Today we learned to count to one.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Lessons in Prehistory.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Yummy Mummies

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Hanging off every word...

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Children's education