Early Retiree Enthusiast Gifts

"The Good news is that a number of GPs have agreed to take action on a number of dangerous 'lifestyle' issues including high levels of stress, long working hours..."

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Edison invents the personal stereo

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."