Early Start Enthusiast T-Shirts

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First Word

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'That's my boy...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

Taking to the sky...

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

Right little madam.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."